Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Australian Flag

I'd like to propose a simple question that should be asked before anyone is allowed to buy an Australian flag:

The Australian flag is:
a) an excellent piece of material with which to make a cape
b) allowed to touch the ground
c) none of the above you disrespectful fucking douche bag

Failure to answer correctly will result in a swift slap to the back of the head, and permission to buy the flag being denied.

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